My friends would describe me as a narcissistic bitch, lazy, arrogant, sarcastic. They are obviously delusional.
I`m actually awesome,amazing,beautiful, gorgeous, witty, fun, smart and did I mention hilarious?
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.